Sometimes, the right words can make a difficult situation a little easier. 🧀 If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself. 🧀 Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you. 🧀 Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you. 🧀 Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. 🧀 Hold out hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk.
🧀 If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion 🧀 Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me! 🧀 If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber! 🧀 Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U. 🧀 Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off? 🧀 Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. 🧀 I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete. 🧀 Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications. 🧀 I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. 🧀 I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen 🧀 I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU. 🧀 My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. 🧀 Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! 🧀 Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty. 🧀 Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more. 🧀 Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes. 🧀 Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together. 🧀 You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that. 🧀 Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you! 🧀 Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling 🧀 Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie! 🧀 I thought happiness started with an H. 🧀 Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together. 🧀 I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me. 🧀 Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me! 🧀 If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple! 🧀 Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) And no matter how old you are, they're still really funny! They're just the kind of awkward, but necessary conversation that helps break the ice. But they're so cheesy and cute, we couldn't help but share! I know your intentions aren't really to get a date with these cheesy pickup lines, but they're just so darn funny and cute that we couldn't help but share them with you.Ĭheesy pickup lines are a staple of good humor and a good laugh. Because she's got it goreng on.Don't worry - we know you're not looking to score a date with these cheesy pick up lines. Shopping isn't the only thing going on at OrchardĪre you Orchard because I got my Ion Orchard. Instead of ''netflix and chill'' here it's ''starhub on demand and chill'' #SGpickuplines #thanksbigbro There's no reason to be single, even if you're a complete shut-in ((only applicable in singapore if you get what I mean)) #SGPickupLines " Are you an EZ-link card reader cause damn I wanna tap that #sgpickuplines"Īre you a parking ticket? cos you've got fine written all over you. Maybe the next Singapore rom-com will have this line: #SGpickuplines omfg " You are the egg to my prata because without you i am Kosong."" You know what they say about the way to a man's heart.
Easties, run for cover.Äo you stay at Bedok? Because the moment I saw you, my heart went bedokbedokbedok #sgpickuplines Because grocery shopping is so romantic.Ĭan i be your sheng shiong? Cos everything i do would be 'all for you' #shengshiong #sgpickuplines Is your name Hui Ting because I've been hui ting for you all my life #SGpickuplines Gurll are you singapore at PSI 300? Cause youre smoking hot #sgpickuplines We've complained about the lack of eligible partners to some um, weird ways of professing your love, so it shouldn't come as a surprise that our pick-up lines are pretty cheesy.
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